Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, …

Mean Machine: Directed by Barry Skolnick. With Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown. A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

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Legendary soccer star Danny Mehan has seen his life go down the tubes, so much so that he's sent to prison for assault. He's recruited to coach a team of guards, but instead puts together a competing …

Danny Mehan (Vinnie Jones) was one of the biggest stars in British football (what Americans call soccer), until he was caught rigging a game during a championship tournament.

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A soccer star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

Mar 1, 2002 · Now here is “Mean Machine,” about a corrupt British soccer champion, jailed for rigging an important match, and ordered by the prison governor to coach the inmates’ team.

Dec 26, 2001 · Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget …