"When they go low, we go high," former first lady Michelle Obama once (in)famously said. It turns out that the "high" road is completely and totally optional for Obama and her fellow Democrats, especially if it interferes with your ability to "be real.

Michelle Obama’s decided to ditch Donald Trump’s inauguration to avoid fake celebrating for the sake of “protocol.” “There’s no overstating her feelings about [Trump]. She’s not one to plaster on a pleasant face and pretend for protocol’s sake,

It turns out there’s a pretty simple reason Michelle Obama doesn’t plan to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration. She doesn’t have to and she doesn’t want to.