Dustin Milligan is shirtless on a rooftop in "Hot Frosty." Yes, yes, there are hordes of Hallmark movies to choose from, and Netflix has their own panoply of Yuletide viewing — including footage of a cozy fireplace. But trust me, Hot Frosty should be ...

(My dude, You did not need to go this hard. Or maybe you did, but this is not the type of "going hard" we expected from a sexy snowman movie. Why are you making us feel this really big thing? Actually let me rephrase: Why are you making us feel this really big emotion?

Here’s the pitch for “Hot Frosty”: A widow wraps an enchanted scarf around a hunky snowman who springs to life and professes his love. Here are the two possible audience reactions: “How dumb!” and “How dumb — can’t wait to watch!”